Introducing Diet Joke — Zero Calories, 100% Sass.

Let’s be honest, the only thing we’re cutting is motivation. This tee’s for everyone who’s ever started a diet on Monday… and ended it by lunch. With bold “Diet Joke” lettering inspired by the classic soda look, it’s a fashion statement and a confession in one. Wear it to the gym, the drive-thru, or your next “I’ll start tomorrow” moment — because life’s too short for sugar-free.